People You Have To Hate...

In life, everyone has that certain 'clique' of people they hate; if you say that you don't then you are obviously one of the pretenders and nobody likes pretenders!

I guess I fall into some sort of category, but it's really hard to place myself in one in particular because I am all kinds of annoying! Here are a few odd examples of the kinds of people that don't sit too well with me!

Show offs

Is it absolutely necessary to be in the spotlight every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, of every week, of every year, of every decade…? I think you get the point! Besides I don’t know what would come after decade, century right?

Anyway you might be having a casual everyday conversation about your holiday and the whole things just moves to a whole different level:

Me: I flew out to the UK to see my mum for like two weeks this summer. :D

You: You did that’s awesome, my family and I took a cruise on a five star ship around the Caribbean;  if was so lame though just the same as last year! Then we flew first class to Dubai for a dash of shopping.

Me: Uhhh... Nice

Come on is that necessary? Polite conversation, tends to involve being polite and not showing off!

People who talk too much

Guilty admission here, I tend to do this; either when I’m nervous around someone or we have just met, I just want to keep them talking so it doesn't reach that awkward silence stage. Which I hate more than people talking too much.

Sometimes you need to learn when it’s time to SHUT THE HELL UP!! Silence is okay, and trust me if your mouth doesn’t stop moving at some point.

People who ask too many questions

Me: (peacefully and blissfully watching a movie)

You: What you doing?

Me: Watching a movie

You: Oh what movie?

Me: Pirates in a lost land of forget me not.

You: Oh sounds nice, what is it about?

Me: Don’t know I just started it.

You: What’s happened so far?

Me: The guy name Bob went with Tom, Dick and Harry to get a cheese cake at a prostitute parlor.

You: What is a parlor?

Me: WON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY I AM TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!

If you need the answer to a question ask anyone but me; because the amount of times I have been asked question after question I would stop replying after the second one! Get a life and stop injecting your stupidity into mine!

Overbearing religious people

(No offence to anyone by the way)

Honestly everyone believes in something, some people believe that they believe in nothing but that is still belief!

So I’m Muslim and proud; sometimes when I'm not on my best behavior the sound of the Azan pulls me back, because there is nothing like the sound Allahu Akhbar to sober up your thoughts. I believe there is only one God; but I am not gonna give up my time trying to convince you that you should do the same! I mean believe what you want to believe, or don’t believe anything at the end of the day that’s your decision.

What really annoys me are those religious guru’s that make you feel obliged to join their team, I respect all religions and if you want to be Christian, Jew, Buddha or a Monk for all I care I will not stop you! So please stop trying to force what you want down everyone’s throat you are not a better person for doing it, you just start becoming more judgmental and stuck up.

That reminds me

Stuck up bitches

Why on Gods earth do you think that you are better than everyone else??? Like seriously??

You

·        You don't manicure your nails? Ewwh

·        I can't believe you're that poor. Ewwh

·        So you only own one property? That's so sad

·        You are sort of reminding me of that orphan kid who begs for food in that movie? Such a beg

·       I am way too attractive to even consider going out with you. Like totally gross

Hate to break it to you, but no one other than yourself that is thinks you're heavens gift to earth; they just think you like turning your nose up at people.

Last but not least… Fakers

Those of the girls that are so fake you’re not sure you even know their name!! They cover themselves up with fake tan, fake looks and ‘fake friendships’ they are the type of people that surround themselves with people that mean nothing to them so they can walk all over them again and again. They think they are the hottest creation known to man and use that advantage to get themselves into bed with rich men who like to waste money on prostitutes. There are the type of girls that tell you that you are looking hot; when inside they are dying with laughter at your humiliation. Basically they are the girls’ no-one likes and yet everyone needs to make themselves feel better about themselves.  

Quite unfortunate really.

xxx