Little Things About School

Recently I've been looking around school noticing different things and of course laughing at strange occurrences. Braeburn really is something else... the people, the teachers and the memories. I mean its named after an apple for pete's sake it is bound to have a 'special' element!!

Not only is our school named after an apple but it is also the home to delinquents, smarty pants, hot-ties, butt ugly cows, bitches, hoes, jackasses, douche bags and last but not least the occasional perverted teachers who are outranked (by far) by the awesome teachers.

I've probably generalized the categories a little too much for you here haven't I?? Let me spell it out a little more...

1. Delinquents--

• The ones that say 'I don't know' to everything.
• Whats the cube of 5 uuhhhm 25 (WRONG)
• 'I'll kick you' as a response to everything
• The need to make someone else to do your homework, no matter how easy it is.
• Asking stupid questions
• Copying your way through all your classes! Honey your test results at the end of the year aren't gonna be that great if you don't do any work all year!

2. Smarty Pants --

• AKA Virupaksh

3. Hot-ties --

• Those girls that you just have to look at twice
• That sexy year 13 I just can't stop checking out no matter what I try
• That hot teacher.. we all know that I'm talking about Miss Juma
• And of course my darling best friends ;) (no favoritism, I actually have seriously attractive friends)

4. Butt ugly cows --

• I have no idea why anyone would want to be anywhere in their vicinity!! I try and avoid it myself!
• They think they are overtly hot. Whereas in reality they really are not all that attractive.
• Some of them let off a bad odor, maybe a little bit of deodorant in the morning please

5. Bitches and Hoes (most of the time they share a category)--

• The kind of girls who think they can get any guy they want because of their cockiness.
• They let guys get what they want, when they want it. ---EASY
• Major attitude problem and seriously like using people
• The ones that sit in a group and talk about everyone else
• The ones that hate for no reason
• The jealous bitches, that try and make everyone else's life miserable

6. Dope teachers --

• Let you get away with small stuff!!
• Movie time like all the time.
• They don't just yell at you and then expect everything to be alright.
• Good listeners (though don't say too much, they are teachers after all!!)

7. Perverted teachers --

• The ones that call you back just so they can watch you as you walk away again.
• The ones that call you back to say 'Hi' in that slightly creepy manner they have.
• The ones that wink at you
• And the ones that blatantly flirt

That is it I guess, but then I have also noticed that a certain Mr *** (our resident new father) has a minnie twin in year 12.! They walk the same, they act the same and to be quite frank they both make people laugh just by being there.

Around here people are way too enthusiastic, and guys just a little to douche-baggish, girls a little too bitchy.. But I guess school can be like that can't it.

If you go to this apple school of mine then you can probably tell who fits into each category, and I know I'm probably in one of those but I hope it isn't the worst one!
If you aren't at school yet please enjoy it when you finally get there.. or if you've left then praise the lord you've passed that phase of your life. And if you're in school now; well what can I say, good luck!

xxx